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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window"

"Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!"

"Why was the cookie crying? Because it's mom was a wafer so long."

"Pretty sure my dog is even ashamed of me right now, and I've seen him do some questionable shit. Don't ask."

"If a blind girl says you have a big penis She's probably just pulling your leg"

"Me: How are you feeling Grandpa? Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly."

"A cop pulled over a spanish photon... The cop asked, ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" The photon said, ""c."""

"Steve Jobs Maybe he was so disappointed with the new iPhone, that he died."

"People who talk about me behind my back. You discussed me."

"Shoutout to the wife for stacking her shampoo bottles in the shower like she's on her last 3 turns on Jenga."