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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window"

"What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat."

"Me: You're such a good boy. Dog: *tail wagging* Please leave the room so I can eat the couch."

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer They must have been laced pretty badly, cause I've been trippin all morning"

"At the club, a 6'1"" girl was crying in my lap. I just kept petting her hair, pretending she was a sad giraffe. Win-win."

"Have you heard of Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohans new sitcom? It's called ""two and a half grams"""

"How can you judge how good the orgasm was? From the amount of time it takes you to press Alt-F4 afterwards."

"What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"George stops at red light... A beautiful blonde stops just beside him. George pull down his window. She also pull down her window. George smiles and asks with a grin on his face "" you also farted?"""

"Caitlyn Jenner, Republican So it turns out Caitlyn Jenner is a Republican! A member of the very party that discriminates against people like her! Can you believe the balls on that woman???"