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Joke of the Day
"This donut scented car air freshener is going to pay for itself next time I get pulled over."
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"I think I know why the black iPhone is completely faster than my white one. I am also very racist."
"Moses opens his tablet. The notification says, ""You have 10 unread commandments'."
"What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef"
"News: Boy George's reptile bites 5 people in one day.' He needs a calmer chameleon."
"Guys how can you tell if a girl is attracted to you? She touches her ears with her ankles"
"Why did the Pepsi Half-Time Show suck so much? Because if it was the Coke Half-Time there would have been a hologram of Tupac or the Beetles instead of Bruno Mars."
"What is America worth? Nothing, it's a free country."
"Sorry I'm late, someone showed me an otter video, and then I looked up more otter videos for like half an hour."
"From Predator 2 ""The doctor says, 'I need a semen, stool and urine sample.' I say, 'Gee, doc, I'm in a big hurry, can I just leave my underwear?' """