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Joke of the Day
"What's the longest you've stayed in bed? I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke"
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"Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9."
"Why couldn't Germany win a world war? Because they'd Russia lot"
"What do you call a Scotsman that's been strangled to death by his own clothing? Kilt."
"yo mama so fat when she dive into the ocean there is a tsunami warning out!!"
"I'm not that great at hide and seek... I look in the mirror and I lose everytime."
"My housemate threw milk on me... how dairy."
"Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light"
"Filing taxes is so depressing. Do you own a home? No. Have a spouse? Not even close. Kids? Not that I know of. Enjoy your refund, loser"
"I like my women like I like my reality shows.... Naked and afraid."