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Joke of the Day
"What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent? Thanks for opening my mind."
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"Actual advice Mallard in a recent interview denounced his internet fame. It was quite a pro duck shun."
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"Let me make an iphone joke Never mind, Ill just come up with a new one"
"When someone is absolutely positively sure they're right about something is when I'm absolutely positve they're completely full of shit."
"I bet Pocahontas' name was actually Hontas but everybody just knew her by her high school nickname."
"I heard you can eat animals only if you're tall and handsome. This is a pussy joke."
"When someone pushes the ""2"" button in an elevator it should automatically announce their weight."
"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To stop hispanic attacks"
"Me *writing*: she was like 12 slices of key lime pie in a dress- tart, cool, totally whipped. Her: I can hear you. Me: she could hear me"