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"I have a serious self-loathing problem! Trust me to say that..."
"So there's this hot NA chick in my chemistry class Her attitude is always salty, but hey, her booty is sodium fine. Edit: Na"
"You'll sleep when you're dead?...that's adorable. Well, I'll lose weight when I'm dead, so pass the doughnuts."
"How do fish lose weight? They Swim-fast."
"Alphabet Soup I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement."
"If you were a pizza... you'd be a pizza shit!"
"How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? ""will i marry you?"""
"You know what they say about a guy with tiny arms? He has tiny legs. (if you know what i mean)"
"What do you call rich Mexicans? The Juan percent."