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Joke of the Day
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because 7 - 8 - 9."
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"A Russian asks another Russian if he's seen the new magic show in town. ""Cock ta-da?"" ""Yeah, horror show."""
"Pedophiles should be careful around farms Farmers are known for burying seeds."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two pigs playing in the mud"
"2 sheep are standing in a meadow... One turns to the other and says ""Baaa-aaa-aaa-aaaa"". the other looks at him and says ""...I was just gonna say that."""
"If time-outs have tought me anything, It's that doing something wrong gets you time for peace,quiet,and solidarity. In a place called jail."
"My little sister's cat died... ...she cried telling me she needs another identical one. I got her one today, but i don't know why she needs another dead cat."
"""Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ? Too Mennonite."" - Hitchens"
"I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones But I like him better in smaller roles."
"he's not all bad: after an 12 hour shift at a local food kitchen, mayor Rob Ford selflessly turned down a hot meal. ""I've got more than enough to eat at home"""