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Joke of the Day

"If time-outs have tought me anything, It's that doing something wrong gets you time for peace,quiet,and solidarity. In a place called jail."

"A blonde is walking She notices a banana peel a few steps away. She sighs ""oh no, I'm gonna fall again!""."

"Apparently Cadbury's are making an oriental chocolate bar I reckon it's just a Chinese whisper"

"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number that you've probably never heard of. I'd explain it but you probably wouldn't get it."

"First woman on Moon: -Huston, we have a problem? What? -Never mind What's the problem? -Nothing Please tell us? -You know what's the problem"

"""What do we want!"" ""Hearing aids!"" ""When do we want them!"" ""Hearing aids!"""

"I once told a guy I was going to attack him with the neck of a guitar... The guy said, ""IS THAT A FRET?"""

"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're CU TE"

"Why does a fat man when squeezed compliment the ladies? Because the pressure makes him flatter."