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Joke of the Day

"If time-outs have tought me anything, It's that doing something wrong gets you time for peace,quiet,and solidarity. In a place called jail."

"Oh so your boyfriend cheated on you? But how is every other man on this planet responsible for it?"

"People who make you feel special are keepers. Anyone with such good taste has to be admired."

"What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building? Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building"

"What do you call fish that taste two times as salty? 2Na"

"I interned at the Dow Jones News Fund. It had its ups and downs."

"Knock knock Who's there? Not victoria"

"I'm going to sell John Lennon memorabilia online. Imagine all the PayPal."

"Did you hear about the American Athlete who was stripped of all her medals? When Olympic officials tested her urine, they found traces of Lance Armstrong."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Eat mop"