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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two pigs playing in the mud"

"Women's Rights... What?. did you expect more?"

"Whats the difference between a zit and a priest? (My 17 year old camper just said this, made me cringe) A zit waits till you're a teenager to come on your face."

"NFL No Fingers Left"

"Yo' mama is so fat, when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... ...those who understand binary and those who don't"

"""So, how was your week off ill?"", asked the co-worker to his Scottish counterpart. ""Aye, was okay lad, but it was only a wee cough""."

"Girls wait for the perfect guy: Disney's fault. Guys wait for the perfect girl: Playboy's fault."

"Food scientists are reportedly working on a new helium-infused dough Which is great, in case you knead to get high."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $2.00, but deer nuts are under a buck!"