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Joke of the Day

"A Russian asks another Russian if he's seen the new magic show in town. ""Cock ta-da?"" ""Yeah, horror show."""

"Why would Gabe Newell be a good president? Because then World War 3 would never happen"

"Why couldnt you trust Castros wife? Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now"

"The American Dental Association recently awarded their ""Dentist of the Year"" award once again. But all it is is a little plaque."

"Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out? They have to find babysitters for their wives."

"What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner? Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michael_j_fox_shaken_not_stirred.gif"

"Muslims don't blow themselves up for virgins They're going to hell, where the women know what they're doing"

"Why did mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"Homosexual jokes are not funny Come on guys"

"Why did Beethoven hate Mozart? Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach."