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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris don't open no can of whoopass. He makes his own."
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"What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient? All porpoise flour."
"I ate a big cheeseburger for lunch and my heart started going really fast, so I'm counting it as an hour at the gym."
"What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick? ""Just put it on my bill"""
"Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It's called the wetback setback."
"What does a black man and a park bench have in common Neither one can support a family of five."
"""So you think you can dance."" should be the title of a Lifetime movie about strippers."
"What did the escalator say to the elevator? Nothing, he just staired."
"Chicken to turkey: ""Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky with us it's any Sunday."""
"Twilight drinking game rules: 1) drink 40 shots when you press play so you can die before the movie starts."