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Joke of the Day

"Marriage must be difficult for gay people Ive heard it can be a real pain in the ass."

"This joke is brought to you by AdBlock Plus for Google Chrome. Blocking every ad on the internet, except this one."

"I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today... The lifeguard shouted at me so loudly, I almost fell in."

"What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police? Oman!"

"I like to buy books, but I never read them. I just want them for my shelf."

"If your parachute doesn't deploy don't worry.. You have the rest of your life to fix it."

"Knock, knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock .... Knock knock knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock Who's there? Knock in his prime."

"Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve."

"On the subject of typos... I and O can be real mitherfuckers."

"Sometimes I kidnap holes filled with water *Well, well, well... What have we here?*"