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Joke of the Day
"Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve."
Next Joke
"I have some frilly pants. They are never on time. It's OK, though... They're late bloomers"
"Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons? Because they keep stepping on the string."
"Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar? He wanted to take a month off."
"They used to be called Jumpolines. Until your mom jumped on one in 1972."
"PhotoShop Level:Expert Boy: Wow... You Look So Perfect with Incredible Body And Flower like skin... What do You Use ? . . . . . . Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!"
"People in Sweden keep telling me how great it is living there... But I think it's just Stockholm Syndrome."
"I got kicked out of the hospital tonight. Apparently the sign ""Stroke Patients Here"" meant something different."
"Ron on Facebook says he hopes to be stuck on a dessert island, so naturally I commented ""that sounds delicious""."
"Timmy walks in on his mother getting dressed... Now you're thinking of the time you saw your mothers breasts."