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Joke of the Day

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"The shortest joke about Islamic State ""Made in ISIS"""

"What do pizzas and parents have in common? If they are black, you've got nothing to eat."

"If it was Raining Men I doubt anyone'd say Hallelujah. Pretty sure people'd be screaming things like, ""Augh! That guy just killed my mom!"""

"Anyone else hear the new Whitney Houston song they just released? No? Well it's very underground right now."

"Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting. But no gorillas were shot on my watch."

"I'd tell you a good time travel joke But you didn't get it"

"*wife gives me a big hug before I leave for work* I love you too, babe! [later] Where's my credit card? Son of a.."

"What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise? A country."

"Another bunny"