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Joke of the Day

"This joke is brought to you by AdBlock Plus for Google Chrome. Blocking every ad on the internet, except this one."

"The creator of anagrams died... May he ""erect a penis"""

"This bottle of OxyClean says ""GREAT ON WINE AND TOMATO SAUCE"". Call me crazy, but I think they're trying to poison Italians?"

"Hey Goku, with how many women have you been with? - Just with Chi-Chi, and you Krillin? - With 18"

"Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission? Because she prefers to drive stick!"

"What do you call a cow woth a twitch? Beef Jerky"

"Q: Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? A: It was a bit bazaar."

"Jimmy don't jack off, you'll go blind. Little Jimmy's dad walks into his son's room and says, ""Jimmy don't jack off, you'll go blind."" Little Jimmy: ""Dad I'm over here, in the living room..."""

"Did you hear about the man who spent his whole life trying to perfect cloning technology? When it finally happened, he was beside himself."

"What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection? LeBronchitis"