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Joke of the Day
"What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police? Oman!"
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"What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican? Obi Juan Kenobi."
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"Starting to think these Herman Cain commemorative coins were a bad investment."
"So they say 71 percent of tweets go unread. But I bet you all are reading this one. Cause this one's got Velociraptors. And they're awesome."
"Whats the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your Mom can't take a joke."
"What's a 90's kid's favorite salad? Quinoa & Kale"
"Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel."
"Riding a horse can be difficult. You could always choose to ride a mule instead... but that would be half-assed."
"Straight girls are like spaghetti... Only straight until they get wet."