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Joke of the Day
"I should put my GPA up for adoption. There's no way I can raise it by myself."
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"What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils? It was worth the whisk"
"I think my TV is broken because these commercials make being human look like a gorgeous adventure but I'm just tired and sad. Yes I can hold"
"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off..."
"What's the difference between a gun and a penis If a penis goes off in you mouth it goes limp. If a gun goes off in your mouth, you do."
"It's amazing how kids can't think of a thing to do all day long but you put them to bed at 11 pm & they're busy working on a cure for cancer"
"He's dead, Jim. Bought the farm. Bit the pita. Shanked the llama. He's a shit pinata. He's gone elf. Dropped the fudgsicle. No more potatoes"
"the easiest way to distinguish between their/there/they're is to remember that they are all different words"
"Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella? For the drizzle"