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Joke of the Day

"the easiest way to distinguish between their/there/they're is to remember that they are all different words"

"what is brown and sticky? A stick"

"Beyonce: Ok now ladies let's get in formation. Ladies: Information about what? Beyonce: Dammit, ladies, we went over this."

"To all the ""I'm moving to Canada"" people out there, you're being ridiculous. You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia."

"A pedophile chicken has sex with an egg... Obviously the chicken came first."

"[my fitness dvd] ME: *lifting cans of soup as weights* im using minestrone but you can use pretty much any kind"

"I think everyone should stop ogling Kobe. He's not a piece of meat."

"How long does it take a Mexican to build a.... And he's done."

"What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large"

"What do you get if you cross an illiterate african american with an illegal hispanic immigrant looking for a green card? A U.S soldier."