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Joke of the Day
"Why was Ke$ha arrested? TiK ToK On The Clock"
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"There are only a few people I can say ""You're one of the few friends I enjoy being with more in person than on Facebook."
"I woke up one day and your name just didn't make me smile anymore."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !"
"Don't worry, the right someone is out there for everyone. You'll probably never find them, or fuck it up when you do, but they're out there."
"What do you call a Frosty's prostitute? A snow blower"
"The only joke my mom ever made was me"
"I was walking down the street one day.. and I saw a man taking a gate. I was going to say something but I thought he might take offence."
"A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY FIVE COOKIES AT 12:34AM"
"Breaking News ...A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt................. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche"