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Joke of the Day
"If you get cold just stand in a corner for a while. They are about 90 degrees."
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"How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof? Just Juan...."
"What do you call a piece of spaghetti that steals people's identities? An impasta!"
"The chicken and egg have sex The chicken, enjoying a post coital cigarette, turns to the egg and says ""Well, that answered that old question"""
"The Big C Saw my mate outside the Doctor's today looking really worried. ""What's the matter?"" I asked. ""I've got the big C,""he said. ""What, cancer?"" ""No, dyslexia."""
"Kids say the darnest things, Said Bill Cosby."
"Reddit thread: What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100? http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/what_is_the_coolest_thing_i_can_buy_on_the/c5hp9rg"
"There's so many things trendy now that haven't been popular for a century now... Beards, suspenders, home-births, natural produce, measles..."
"Out of all the things that go bump in the night... your parent's bed is definitely the scariest"
"I am glad ... that everyone reading this is on the same page."