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Joke of the Day

"If you get cold just stand in a corner for a while. They are about 90 degrees."

"Where do terrorists go for a drink? The Allahu Ak-Bar."

"Professor X gets a lot of credit as a progressive considering his solution to a race conflict was ""give them their own school."""

"My ex sent me a picture to remind of what I'm giving up. I sent her a picture of my new girl so she knows I don't give a f*ck..."

"A study has shown that 40% of men over 40 suffer erectile dysfunction. Looking at 40% of women over 40, I'm not surprised."

"What's the difference between Christmas and the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot? At Christmas, there's a nip in the air."

"The Word Election and Erection Are Spelt Similarly. They also have the same meaning A dick rising to power!"

"How many Hillary Clinton's does it take to screw in a light bulb?. How many Hillary Clinton's does it take to screw in a light bulb? I belive GE is a corner stone of the American economy."

"Love the F word... Friday! What were you thinking?"

"I always bring 2 pop tarts to work, so I can eat one now and the other one also now."