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Joke of the Day

"There's so many things trendy now that haven't been popular for a century now... Beards, suspenders, home-births, natural produce, measles..."

"Do you know why you shouldn't wear Ukrainian underpants? Chernobyl fall out."

"Okay, let's hear everyone's favorite ""Yo Mama"" jokes! Yo mama so fat she needs a boomerang to put a scarf on!"

"How does a dishwasher make his money? Panhandling"

"Family Fight My neighbours' family had a huge fight yesterday. Allegedly it started when their son introduced his girlfriend and granny responded: See what happens when you don't pray?'"

"What do you call a marine animal who under-performs at the vegetable academy? A C-cucumber."

"Why are neutralization reations illegal? They involve assault."

"Why are the Irish so rich? Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe"

"I broke up with my girlfriend today Now I need to buy that movie again!"

"People come up to me all the time in the street and they say to me, they say, ""Joe, what's the difference between Hag Shavuot and Hag Ha-Katzir?"" And I say to them, I say, ""Oh, about fifty bucks."""