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Joke of the Day
"I am glad ... that everyone reading this is on the same page."
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"USDA steak inspector? YEP! Chuck Testa!"
"*skydiving* Jumper: Where's your parachute? Married Guy: Don't need one J: There's no chance of survival MG: Not trying to beat the odds"
"What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine? ""Are we there soon?"" ""Not jet."""
"*sees a babe about to walk through a puddle* ""No no, allow me"" *gets on hands and knees and drinks the entire puddle so the babe stays dry*"
"""Needless to say... ..."""
"What do you call the gay couple who are both named Bob? Oral Roberts!"
"The greatest trick Facebook ever pulled was to convince the world we actually want to keep in touch with people we went to school with."
"If you liked ""These Boots Are Made for Walkin"" youll enjoy other hits like ""This Toaster Toasts Things"" and ""Whats the Phone Number for 911"""
"Miss Anders... I didn't recognise you with your clothes on."