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Joke of the Day
"I am glad ... that everyone reading this is on the same page."
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"*answers a bagel like a phone* i'm just in a meeting right now i'll call you back"
"Thousands of Russians in Moscow chant ""Russia without Putin!"" Thousands of Canadians Horrified"
"[hears a voice in the sky] - Is it you? GOD?! [kneels] Voice: Could the idiot on platform 4 stop kneeling every time I make an announcement?"
"A Jew, Korean, and Black guy walk into a bar. The bartender told them to get the fuck out."
"*Pets a blob in the dark to see if its my cat* *I'm still not sure*"
"If you ever feel as thought nobody cares about what you do Just post something with a spelling mistake in it."
"I'm getting an MRI tomorrow... to find out whether or not I'm claustrophobic."
"How do you buy hair? You have toupee"
"Pretty sure this dollar store toothpaste is just white paint."