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Joke of the Day

"Reddit thread: What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100? http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/what_is_the_coolest_thing_i_can_buy_on_the/c5hp9rg"

"what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass"

"You don't really know someone until you get drunk with them."

"Drank the liquid from my Magic 8 Ball and now I can predict the future with even less accuracy than I could before."

"What's grey and comes in pints? An elephant."

"[Blue whale documentary] This monster can eat 40 million fish in a day. Whale looking directly into the camera: Yeah I'm kind of a foodie."

"Why does a white guy go to a brothel? For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel? He's looking for his mother."

"What's black, white, and red all over? White emo kids."

"Is it just me Or do you find pressing F5 refreshing?"

"Who called it Osteoporosis and not Epic Frail?"