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Joke of the Day
"Mom told me to quit calling the postman a mail escort."
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"Dream Job My dream job is cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing."
"""Wolfgang Mozart"", says Mozart's friend... ""What?!"" replies Mozart. Then they are both eaten by a gang of wolves."
"What do Jews and Snorlax have in common? They always lie"
"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist urinating? Because P is silent"
"Cocaine I tried and failed to use cocaine. It kept falling off the mirror in the bathroom."
"Hey, have you heard about the new Micheal Bay film? I've heard the lead role goes to explosions."
"What do you call it when Kony drinks too much? Cognac"
"I ate some crickets last night. Gave me the runs."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."