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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Dentist: How often do you floss? Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*"

"Looking at Facebook is a convenient way to realize you can't stand most of the people you sort of know."

"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. .... Only a fraction of joke lovers will find this funny."

"When Chuck Norris gives blood... ...he asks for a handgun and a bucket."

"It's uncool to be religious. It's uncool to be atheist. If someone asks what you believe in just say Beyonce. It's the only way to be safe."

"School Meals by R. E. Volting"

"What does a Kentucky girl scream while she is having sex? Get off me Pa, you is crushing my cigarettes!"

"Today I forgot to comb my hair, but people thought I was nice. Then, nothing of consequence happened. So today was every Michael Cera movie."

"I was at the inventor of the USB stick's funeral yesterday..... They lowered his coffin into the ground, then raised it back up, turned it around, and lowered it back down again."