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Joke of the Day
"Cocaine I tried and failed to use cocaine. It kept falling off the mirror in the bathroom."
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"What sound does a Turkey make? ""coup coup"""
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"Punctuation is important... A missed period should always raise alarm."
"how do you get 100 babies in a trash can? blender!... how do you get them back out? ... doritos!"
"Shakespeare walks into a gay bar... [Exit, pursued by a bear]"
"""I can't understand a word he says"" A: Meet my new born brother. B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name? A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says."
"What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car? get in the car"
"She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops."
"[holding an acorn] ""do you still love me?"" Wife yells outside- ""that's not even the same squirrel as yesterday!"" ""Shaddup you!"""