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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Kony drinks too much? Cognac"
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"Worst 15 minutes of my life I quit Reddit it was the worst 15 minutes of my life!!!"
"Father names his son Bentley. His friend asks - are you stupid? Why would you name your son Bentley?! Father - i don't care. At least i have Bentley now."
"Whenever I tinker with the idea of a having a relationship, I go spend a night with my married friends."
"""As a side dish to your burrito would you like all the things that are inside the burrito, again?"" - Mexican restaurants"
"What does OP and DiGiorno have in common?"
"Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon? Because he cauterize."
"What do you get if you fuck someone in the ear? Hearing aids."
"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off before jumping on a trampoline"
"The embarrassment when you wake up to find your panties hanging from a chandelier and think, how did I end up in a place with a chandelier?"