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Joke of the Day
"I ate some crickets last night. Gave me the runs."
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"dad: I can't find my glasses, can you read what this says for me? me: ""Dad do you want to go to Home Depot"" dad: [voice catching] Sure son"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!"
"I'm Handsome If sex with three people is a threesome, and sex with two people is a twosome, it's no wonder people call me handsome."
"What do you call two lesbians in a fist fight? A Muffle Ruffle."
"a giraffe, a zebra, a hippo, and a mouse walk into a bar all of the animals hit their head on the bar except for the mouse which walked easily beneath it"
"Texas... It's not the heat, it's the stupidity."
"[on a date] ""I usually don't do this but.."" *runs out on date so she has to pay*"
"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand."
"Death metal fans are complaining abt all the noise. Irony."