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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a squashed Italian? A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napolitano"

"Difference Between a Midget and STD? Ones a clever runt...the other is a running cunt"

"Couldn't stop farting...so i went to the Doctors I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite"

"We all grew up in the hood Childhood"

"Snowy White and the 7 dwarves... Snowy White and the 7 dwarves were lying in bed feeling happy...but happy didn't like it and got out..."

"Want to hear a clean joke? Jerry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man."

"Why don't cows hang out with camels? They're all a bunch of drama-dairies."

"My way or the highway. It takes two to tango. What I'm saying is, ""welcome to idiom club"". Now, let's cut to the chase."

"What would you do if someone is choking? Take a step back."

"I read a joke about the British pound... But it didn't make any cents to me"