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Joke of the Day
"Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider? Because it's hard to discern."
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"What do you call a conversation with your professor when you are blown? I guess you would call it a high-class conversation."
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"parents, think twice before dressing your child as Cecil the Lion this year. my son will be dressed as a dentist, and I gave him a real gun"
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"Sometimes I keep Facebook open in two tabs to remind myself I'm worthless."
"Chicks with big tits always seem to say the right things."
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"As a kid, I had a real obsession with Posh Spice It cost my parents a fortune in saffron..."
"Makes a girlfriend in IIT. Breaks up with her. Adds Ex IITian in bio."