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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I keep Facebook open in two tabs to remind myself I'm worthless."

"Sodomy has been goin on at the farm The pig squelled"

"I started a joke but I need help completing it. Two quadriplegics walk into a bar..."

"black friday is crazy, I just maced a kid then some old woman shot me with a crossbow"

"What did Princess Diana say when she reached the ball? ***gagging noises*** PS: I don't know how to spell that out."

"Physicist Frank Wilczek states that there is life on other planets... Profesor Stephen Hawking maintains his position."

"Junkie grandson : Grandma,grandma did you see my pills I left on the table ? Grandma: F*ck the pills,did you see those dragons in the kitchen ?"

"There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks."

"Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car? He had Gnocchi."

"I have the heart of a lion.. ..and a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo"