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Joke of the Day

"Makes a girlfriend in IIT. Breaks up with her. Adds Ex IITian in bio."

"What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman? The car salesman knows he is lying."

"What kind of meat do priests eat on good Friday? Nun."

"All the Kardashian girls sound like they've just been lobotomized and can only remember the words ""I just feel like..."""

"So an openly gay guy patronized a store in Indiana ."

"""And He was buried and He rose again on the third day and on the fourth day He bought a shitload of Peeps for half price."" 1 Walgreens 15:4"

"I was the fastest gun in the West, I'd shoot you with a ham before you could even ask ""What is that, some sort of ham cannon?"""

"I can fit the lyrics of the song 'Uptown Funk' into any conversation that I have... Don't believe me? Just watch!"

"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day... Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince."

"I miss you... then I eat something and it goes away..."