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Joke of the Day

"How man hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it."

"What Pokemon can you find at Auschwitz? Gastly"

"Sex is like a cookie It's usually good, but most people like it better raw"

"What are 3 things a black man can't get? A fat lip, a black eye, and a job."

"[getting car jacked] umm i know i'm supposed to resist and all but if we don't cooperate we're both gonna miss McDonalds breakfast so hop in"

"Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too."

"Me blacking out when I'm drunk is God's way of telling me that what I do when I drink is none of my business."

"Did you hear about the new machine that creates earthquakes? It was groundbreaking."

"Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch"

"Why are manhole covers round? Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them."