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Joke of the Day

"How man hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it."

"Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T."

"Two Guys Are Peeing Off a Bridge.. [NSFW] ...The first guy says to the other, ""Wow, this water's cold"", and the second guy replies, ""Yeah, and it's deep too!"""

"Where are the baby leeks? In it's nappy! (diaper for my american friends) (I work in a supermarket, this is how I pass the time)"

"Government shutdown day 7: Electricity still works. Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever."

"Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn't really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them."

"One man's sarcastic answer, is another man's stupid question"

"Billfold Biopsy While I was in the hospital, the surgeons found a large lump in my wallet... ... ... But they got all of it."

"Why was Simba's dad killed by the pride? Because he didn't mufasa."

"Maybe she's born with zits, maybe it's methamphetamine"