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Joke of the Day
"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine .. .. but catscan"
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"Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes? I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist."
"Famous last words of the father, when he killed his Son with a vacuum cleaner Dyson"
"""The ancients would grind the nougat plant with stones, adding cacao nibs as they worked."" Satisfied, Paleo Dad accepts the 3 Musketeers."
"""Two Blondes"" fell down in a hole Two blondes fell down in a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see!"""
"Under the sea, under the sea...wouldn't the water pressure crush mermaids, realistically?"
"What's worst than being just a procrastinator... Being caught in an infinite loop because of being a procrastinator who loves to plan."
"Never correct my son when he calls Kanye West, ""Kenny West."""
"What do you call a hundred women in a tree? A cuntry (country)"
"I don't have a vagina, but I'm pretty sure sex feels a lot like cleaning your ear out with a Q-tip."