82112
Joke of the Day
"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine .. .. but catscan"
Next Joke
"My 6 yr old asked me if ""satire"" is like a ""flat tire."" I told him no. People know how to handle a flat tire."
"I walked into a bookstore and asked if they have any books on gloryholes. She said ya, over there in the mystery romance section."
"In my defense, it was a fantastic idea at 3am..."
"Being a newspaper boy combines two of my favorite things: legally throwing things at people's houses & keeping my fellow citizens informed"
"Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain? Because it was deterred."
"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike .. my dad was holding me from behind .."
"My Girlfriend"
"I'm here to tell you the truth about Trump voters! [deluded]"
"Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."