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Joke of the Day

"parents, think twice before dressing your child as Cecil the Lion this year. my son will be dressed as a dentist, and I gave him a real gun"

"What do you call a watermelon in California? A melon"

"What's a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!"

"What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean? You have a Dell, rolling in the deep."

"My Nephew's pet chicken died. I couldn't help asking if the funeral will be fried or roasted."

"Little known fact: Most Star Wars' space fights filmed in a church Pew Pew Pew"

"Nicki Minaj knows we can see her, right?"

"What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain? Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle."

"I have the body of an eighteen year old I keep it in the fridge"

"There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away."