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Joke of the Day

"So Hydrogen finally admitted to Sodium that she had been bonding with Oxygen Sodium reacted violently."

"Okay to tell dead Steve Jobs jokes now? What's the difference between cancer and the middle class? At least cancer got Jobs."

"Guys, I love this subreddit, but we shouldn't joke about people dying... It's a very grave subject."

"Camping. Or as I like to call it: ""White people playing homeless."""

"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'll be in 5 years I don't have 2020 vision"

"Guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar and drunkenly yells at the bartender, ""I fucked your mother!!"". The bartender says, ""Dad, go home""."

"Walmart has strategically placed the cold sore meds in the mistletoe aisle."

"Tonight's special: Hummus-fed pigeon leg, rolled in coffee grinds, served on a bed of fresh lawn clippings $105 - Fancy restaurants"

"What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee? Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes."

"I spend 90% of my time in Texas doing u-turns under highway overpasses trying to get somewhere I can see but can't drive to for some reason."