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Joke of the Day
"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'll be in 5 years I don't have 2020 vision"
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"Chuck Norris once screamed ""bloody murder"" in sign language for the hearing impaired."
"Tweets that proclaim ""your a idiot"" never fail to delight me."
"What happens when a fly drinks rum? It gets buzzed!"
"A man in Tennessee was arrested for attempting to have sex with an ATM. Even worse, he received a penalty for early withdrawal."
"I got a bracelet that posts where I ran, and how far to facebook, and I put it on a deer. So it just looks like I'm lost in the woods."
"Other girls think they are quirky because they pet dogs at parties. I on the other hand, fear death but also long for it"
"HR wants me to give myself a self evaluation. This will be the first and last time they make this mistake."
"My idea of responsibility is plugging my phone in at mid-day"
"What is a King's favourite piece of Golf Equipment? His Royal Tee"