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Joke of the Day

"Guys, I love this subreddit, but we shouldn't joke about people dying... It's a very grave subject."

"How much does a corpse weigh? A skele-ton"

"Wanna find out how I made my dick 12 inches? I folded it in half."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin Catholic."

"If I were a fashion designer I wouldn't spend any money on advertising but rather pay old people to wear my competitor's clothing"

"What do women and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them."

"what do you mean I never take you anywhere we just took a 365 day trip around the sun"

"How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Monkeys screw in trees."

"What vegetable was on the badge in the cab? A CABBAGE!"

"What does a drug addict like to do in their free time? Netflix and pills :D"