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Joke of the Day

"Tonight's special: Hummus-fed pigeon leg, rolled in coffee grinds, served on a bed of fresh lawn clippings $105 - Fancy restaurants"

"What do you call a man with a nose but no body? nobody knows"

"A special joke for Mothers Day What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mum cant take a joke."

"At what point does the dentist stop giving you toothbrushes? Dude, I'm forty. I have one."

"What doesn't kill you leaves you feeling rejected and wondering why you weren't good enough for death."

"What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?"

"My friend told me he hasn't pooped in a week. I told him he was full of shit."

"Cross a mobster in the streets. Horse's head in the sheets."

"""I'd make an awesome president. Give me a problem, any problem."" ""Um, population control?"" ""Kill all the storks. BOOM!"""

"How do you date a ghost? You 'WOOOO' him!"