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Joke of the Day

"Guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar and drunkenly yells at the bartender, ""I fucked your mother!!"". The bartender says, ""Dad, go home""."

"What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We don't know; she hasn't opened her presents yet."

"I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating And I was like OMG"

"Who did Fat Albert accuse of leaving a burning cross on his lawn? ""The Kaaay Kaaay Kaaaaay!"""

"A Boy giving Complaints. Kid: mom, some kid is calling me gay mama: Hit him, in the face. Kid: I cant Mom: Why? Kid: Cause, he's so Cute!!"

"While George Bush was in office... he was informed of the death of three Brazilians in a plane crash. He replied 'Oh that's horrible, just awful....... How many's a brazilian?'"

"How not to be funny. /r/funny"

"me: good morning, Linda Linda, my co-worker who backpacked through Europe: Not as nice as the sunrises you can see looking out from Venice"

"I know a lesbian... She really likes Mary Jane."

"Robert Downey Jr. went on a trip to the Virgin Islands Now it's just called "" The Islands."""