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Joke of the Day
"Whats the problem with feminist picnics ? None of them make the sandwiches."
Next Joke
"You know times are hard when you call 911 for an ambulance and they tell you to have gas money ready."
"A man walks into a bar... Ouch"
"What is a Pirate's FAVORITE letter? You'd think it'd be rrrrrrr, but it's the C!!"
"Human history is so awful, I think I'm just gonna teach my son the timeline of Star Trek off of Wikipedia and call it a day."
"Anyone know where I can buy some camo pants? Can't find them anywhere."
"What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party? A BOOkake party!"
"[cat support technician] Me: So you're here to fix my computer? Cat: *nods* Me: Great, here it is. Cat: *lays on keyboard & falls asleep*"
"Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!"
"roses r red violets r blue sunflowers r yellow i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts"