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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy. So, I got drunk."
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"So a man comes into a bar... No wait it was a horse! So a man comes into a horse..."
"It'll be a cold day in hell. Cloudy in purgatory, with a slight chance of rain. And clear skies up in heaven. Now over to Jim with sports."
"I am not going to joke about muslims and islam because.. I don't want the last thing I am going to hear to be: ""ALLAHU AKBAR!!"" and the sound of an explosion."
"Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?"
"As a mark of respect to Prince... The local pub is putting on a wake tomorrow night. All you can eat and drink for under 20 quid. I for one intend to party like it's 19.99."
"Google fiber mission statement Bringing you a more regular internet."
"Why did the pharoah go to the dentist? Because egypt his tooth."
"What is Michael J Fox's favourite song? Shake It Off by Tayler Swift"
"How do you know if air fresheners have gotten too smart? If they have become scent-ient."