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Joke of the Day

"I say this to girls at the bar, gets tons of laughs everytime. ""So, what's your number?"""

"What do you call pasta with ketchup? Spaghetto Ba-dum tss."

"I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble"

"Bono heated and cooled his vodka over and over, filtering it to try and get the perfect taste... But distill hasn't found what he's looking for."

"I used to give really good advice. Then I got my wisdom teeth taken out."

"What do you say to a video game developer who's not that hard? Ubisoft."

"What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft? A-flat minor."

"Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks."

"Teacher : How can we keep our school Clean? Student : By Staying at home. :p"

"What do you call a five year old with no friends? [dark] A sandy hook survivor"