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Joke of the Day
"What do you call pasta with ketchup? Spaghetto Ba-dum tss."
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"[dinosaur naming committee] TERRY: and we will call the flying one the Terodactyl PTERRY: I've got a crazy idea"
"Joke of The Day Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna."
"What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards? Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? At least 7. One to screw in the bulb and the others to form a support system. They would also like you to know they're vegan."
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife is dead."
"Anal sex is just like your first car You don't want it, but your dad gives it to you anyway"
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Potato"
"What do you call a budget circumcision? A rip off."
"Breaking News: It turns out OJ Simpsons son actually killed Nicole Brown Simpson. OJ's son asked him if he could have an advance on his allowance. OJ told him ""Go axe yer mother"""