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Joke of the Day

"I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble"

"People want to know if the Vice President will be running in 2016 He might, but for now he's just Biden his time."

"Mulatto friend of mine was eating Oreos. I asked her ""Isn't that cannibalism""?"

"What has four wheels and flies? My dead grandmother."

"What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper? They both slowly remove clogs. ^^They're ^^also ^^both ^^in ^^a ^^barrel ^^in ^^my ^^garage."

"Muslims are good people because they take people around them along to meet Allah."

"I think my dog is gay because he wags his tail every time I suck his dick."

"Damn girl are you a Scientology Church? Because after I come inside you I'm going to be thoroughly disappointed and end up paying large sums of money for the rest of my life just to leave."

"New 50 Cent Song Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat? They're calling it ""Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty""."

"""Why did you leave your last job?"" -I had a typo in a tweet. ""Mistakes happen!"" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. ""Thanks for coming in. Bye"""