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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an orange cat in summer? Shedder Cheese!"

"Eric Garner tried stand up comedy... But he choked on stage."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."

"Made a hiking playlist earlier called trail mix It has a lot of eminem in it"

"How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car? With parts unknown."

"Some men are born to greatness. Some have greatness thrust upon them. Me? I like waffles."

"Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW? Cause he been solo."

"Why did the angry jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side"

"I always get chloroform confused with chlorophyll. This guy I kidnapped is awake and angry but his leaves have never been more lush."

"Taxidermist's Wife: Whatcha thinkin' about? Taxidermist: Stuff."