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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an orange cat in summer? Shedder Cheese!"
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"Everytime someone call me fat,I cut myself... A slice of pizza,who want some?"
"Do you have to go to the bathroom? No You sure? Yes How about now? No Now? No [movie begins] Daddy? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD"
"The jokes in this subreddit are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot by the police."
"I never wanted to believe my husband was stealing from his job as a road worker... ...but when I got home all the signs were there."
"This joke is a bit like sex ...hardly anyone here gets it."
"Hey Pringles, it's time to widen the can. Your core demographic isn't exactly thin-wristed."
"I'm gonna make this girl mine..... Right click, Save As...."
"Be to, or be not to, the question, that is. - Yoda does Hamlet"
"""You have sexy calves."" -Pedophile bull"