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Joke of the Day
"I used to give really good advice. Then I got my wisdom teeth taken out."
Next Joke
"Don't bother using those white packets of seasoning inside new shoes, they taste terrible."
"What do a pedophile and a Pokemon master have in common? They both have a collection of CP"
"What do you call a blowjob from a short person? A low blow"
"I just totally misunderstood the meaning of 'Strip Mall' and could one of you guys send bail money?"
"A black woman has 5 children, all named Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? Their last names."
"Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !"
"Sorry I was late. I got stuck in internet traffic."
"You know you've seen too many walking dead episodes when your hand gets stung by a bee and you start screaming for everyone to cut it off"
"(Q)..... What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? (A)..... The rooster clucks defiance."