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Joke of the Day

"What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft? A-flat minor."

"Superbowl XLVII - How does Beyonce answer the phone? *HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show"

"""It's clear"" said the teacher ""That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"" ""Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"""

"I like to bring ants on planes and say ""All the people down there look like you!"" They can't understand me, but they like the company."

"Who do you call a really thin dinosaur? Tyranosaurus Annorex"

"DID YOU KNOW? You can feed a lot of squirrels into those pneumatic tubes at the bank before the teller finds the shut-off switch."

"how do you make a dog go ""meow""? Freeze it solid then push it through a band saw. MEEEOOW!"

"""I was going home with someone new every night. I didn't even know their names, and you know what? I didn't care."" - class hamster memoir."

"Microsoft just announced French tanks are available in World of Tanks... I'm not sure why I would want to play a game where I could only drive in reverse."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil."