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Joke of the Day

"It would be nice if Republicans and Democrats could work together to limit Nicolas Cage to 6 movies a year."

"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. To get to the same side."

"sitting is bad for u, but the standing desk is all wrong. i present to u... *unveils computer hanging from ceiling with a bed underneath it*"

"I was a pilot at 10 years old... It's true! My brother would chop it and I'd pile it."

"Did you hear about the guy who chugged 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up"

"What are your thoughts on new soup technology? I say Progresso at any cost."

"""Well, he's Jack Frost now lol"" -Rose from Titanic, probably"

"Let me tell you a Statistics Joke. What is a Car in the U.S.? A mode of transportation. :D"

"Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!"

"I'd probably be, like, 5% cooler if I wasn't terrified of being on a moving skateboard."