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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. To get to the same side."
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"Excuse me miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there."
"4-year-old: ""Frozen"" is on TV! Me: We have it on DVD. And Blu-ray. And digital download. 4: Yeah, but this one is on right now."
"Tweets are like your children: you love them all at first, you never know how they'll age, and most of them you regret creating."
"Did you hear about the Irish man who tried to blow up a bus? He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe."
"Spoiler Alert: Ladies ,if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear it has a Camera in it."
"Like a good neighbor State Farm and I haven't ever spoken."
"This morning they were out of cinnamon buns at the coffee shop so I asked for an antonym bun. I hate when people roll their eyes."
"What is a mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"
"What do you call someone who did their dissertation on the atrocities of Andrew Jackson? A Hickory Dickery Doc"