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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who chugged 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up"

"Whenever a guy boasts he has a party in his pants, I always ask him to prove it. If he's not packin nachos, beer and M&Ms, I'm going home."

"What do you call a moody bear? A bi-polar bear."

"I deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests, I don't I deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests, I don't"

"Just like crime, slavery doesn't pay."

"I just hate when these girls take selfies on road specially when i am peeing in the background."

"Diet and exercise pro tip: Eat only on the days you are going to have sex."

"The first self driving commercial cars license plate should be... 'AFKBRB'"

"94% of my workout regimen is reading things online that make me so angry I shake"

"My grocery store keeps rearranging the produce section. If I need to work this hard to find bananas, there better be a damn tropical breeze!"