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Joke of the Day

"(Misogynist Joke #4) - My girlfriend complains about how painful her period cramps are... I reminded her that's her fault for being a woman."

"If being drunk before 3pm on a Friday is wrong, I never want to be right."

"What was the first treacherous thing said? Adam you gotta try this!"

"Wanna feel old? Helium formed for the first time 13.8 billions years ago."

"How many blacks does it take to start a riot! -1"

"Guys, for Valentine's Day leave 3 notes scattered around your house for your girlfriend that say ""Will"", ""you"", and ""me."" That'll keep her busy while you watch sports."

"What happens when the USSR gets back together? A Soviet Reunion."

"They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton."

"The men who fought in the Revolutionary War were very brave. They would take turns standing there shooting at each other... ...and that takes balls."

"What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror? Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom."